MTV True Life, I'm a retard

[lewdogg21]

Ok guys, post all the retarted stuff you did which made you wonder "what the heck is wrong with me?" Also you can post retarted stuff your friends did. Tell us what made them earn the nickname Gomer Pyle.

Quick Example:
So I'm at work last week as I go to walk out of my office I look back to make sure I minimized sacpb.com and any other im/IE windows in case somebody comes into my office for whatever reason. As I start to turn my head back to the door I ran my right shoulder right into the door jam.

POW Immediately my eyes started blinking and everything was all fuzzy and I staggered back and sat down in a chair. My eyes started to well up like when you get punched in the nose. About 30 seconds passed and I walked out and glanced around nervously since the sound was pretty loud. Nobody said anything but now I make sure to close everything before I go out the door.

[jaked588]

someone at my school taught me a trick to make urself faint and i did it standing up.....

also my friend was invited to cyber by some girl and he checked "her" profile and it was a guy

[shockerguy04]

one time it was hella icy out and i was laughing at my friend for slipping off of this curb and falling on his ass and then i slipped and sprained my wrist. hahaha

[EatUrHeartOut187]

I was in Lake Tahoe and me and a couple of cousins were staying at this house with very steep driveway and they were goin down it on a sled because it was icy. Well in order to get into the house you have to go up this 14 step flight of stairs. So I go in the house, put on a jacket, beanie, and gloves, and I'm so excitied that I run down the stairs (no matter how many times my Dad told me that they were icy and to walk carefully down them). So I'm running down the stairs and on the 2nd to last step WHAM I slip and fall on my back which did not land on the steps in landed on the stairs. Then I stood up like everything was ok, tried to play it off for about one second. Then I realize I can't breathe because when I slipped and fell I got the wind knocked out of me. So I collapsed in the garage, moaning with pain, and the ppl. around me said my eyes were almost in the back of my head, and my lips were purple. It was crazy.

tl;dr - I slipped and got the wind knocked out of me.

[I-want-an-angel]

i bought a used jt excellerator 5.0 for 200 bucks and it didnt work


never buy a used first gun

[lewdogg21]

as of this am I'm 532 minutes over my plan for the month and the month ends Thursday. GG $350+ cell phone bill!

[WOrr_GOD666]

sadly :-\...my first gun was a *sigh* brass eagle tiger shark :-X
1.you couldnt adjust velocity
2.it was all plastic...the only thing that was metal was the barrel and "some" i reapeat some internals.
3.and you had to pump it like 2 feet back.
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[Pvilleplayer]

for anyone who plays at nfinite knows the ravine feild, i was running down one of the hills.... tripped on a rock and my mask fell off... had to stop the whole game.

[lewdogg21]

rofl..... that hill scares me. i'm afraid if i really run i'll fall and die out there.

[Pvilleplayer]

rofl..... that hill scares me. i'm afraid if i really run i'll fall and die out there.


i knew i would do it sometime... just didnt know when... lucky i was able to eat all my **** on my stomach and my new gun was ok... who cares if my hip was dead.

[moballer1193]

about a month ago, my friend and i decided that i would ride on my skateboard(which i haven't ridden in forever) and i would hold on to his shoulder while he was on his mini bike. Going about 25, i started to think that we would slow down for some reason so i held on. after that, i knew i was gunna fal so i just held on longer. i hit some rough and flew off, smashing my elbow, hip, shoulder. And the first thing i thought about was whether or not i ripped my sweatshirt. I still get fat shots of pain in the elbow.
another thing- i got pretty good at backflips on my friends trampoline. one day my neighbors fence fell over and they have a trampoline. They left for the philippines about a week earlier, so i decided i would practice my backflips. No one was home at my house either. so i did a backflip, another and then on one of my flips, i went hit the metal springs sideways with a leg and arm stuck in the trampoline and i smacked my head/ ear pretty bad. i had to untangle myself which sucked bad.

[impulseDUDE]

a thought it would b a good idea 2 make a bike ramp out of a table...

[phreekychick]

moballer1193, youre a brilliant one

[impulseDUDE]

i have also set my thumb on fire....t kinda hurt...burned a lot

[phreekychick]

i have also set my thumb on fire....t kinda hurt...burned a lot


LOL!! sounds familiar :-\