Dumbest Event Witnessed

[Ventura552]

Whats the stupidest thing you've ever seen done around you? There's always stupid people taking off their masks...but I've seen jackasses shooting each other in the crotches with cups on just to see if they could feel anything = DUMB

[I-want-an-angel]

iv seen my dad light up a ref because he tought he was playing

ive seen my dad try to bunker people and get his nuts lit up

ive seen my dad cry from being hit

Stupid crap like that

[Dakkon]

Saw a guy at the center 50 on a field, there was a guy on the opposite team at the 50 snake. He ran from the 50, got gogged twice, then he bunkered the guy and tripped over the snake.

[Cassidy_James]

on IMESH i downloaded a video of a guy runnign while shooting and he ran right into a tree ;D

[I-want-an-angel]

for some reason that sounds familiar j

[I-want-an-angel]

j shut the hell up

[Rico]

a four on one. the one guy had a pump and he managed to surrender 2 of the other guys and probably would have gotten the other 2 but time ran out.

[OblivousCapt.]

I was reffing this tournament when 3 guys were running back the flag and making sure no one was left, one of the guys goes to the back right and hides behind it, the other two guys thought he was on the other team and started shooting at him as the guy was screaming "ITS ME, ITS ME" that went on for about 30 secs, before they finally realized it was their teamate and stopped shooting

same tourny diff teams, guy gets shot with flag stands on the right tape with flag over his head, last guy on other team cant find the flag for about a minute. he was diving under bunkers looking for it and finally saw the guy, grabbed the flag, and hung it. everyone made fun of him

[evil98punk]

I watched a noob try to surrender about 15 people at scp on time. He got shot so many time I almost felt bad.

[JT_man]

me my cousin and my uncle were playin in there back yard and every time the game ended my uncle would over shoot him like by 8 balls and finally the last game of the day my cousin couldnt take it n e more and when my uncle starte over shooting him like usual my cousin shot back and by the way there masks were off hecka DUMB and when he finally shot back he hit my uncle rite between the eyes and now he is practically blind in one eye :-/

[NEWbie4now]

before i start i live in humbolt guys, just so u know ;), one day i went to the rec ball field to play woods ball and these guys came into the field like running and stuff for no reason, kinda wierd, then shot up with needles right in front of us and took of there shirts and picked up there guns and started screaming and shoting eachother from like 2 feet away for no reason at all, tht was kinda stupid, then the first round we played aginst them i put 3 in one guys throat, and since he didnt have a shirt on it made him bleed pretty bad, but anyway after i hit him he fell back and dropped his gun and started choking, then he grabbed his gun by the barrel and just straight up threw tht ***** into the camp where everyone was standing, even dumber, then i got shot in a 3 on one in the ear of my proflex (we all know tht sux) >:(, but i got shot by this guy and he was shooting like around 350, i was bleeding and he came back to the camp and saw red all over my face and said (no kidding) hey i shot u and i had white paint, thts wierd, he was serious, thts the stupidest day in paintball, i think it rubbed off on all of us and we all atarted acting stupid for a while :P, those guys were the definition of stupid :o ???

[Mattaydizzle]

about 1 year ago, when valley thunder just opened... We were playing center flag. Some guy ask's me whats the object and I told him to grab the flag and hang it on the opposing teams side. Well, we roll the other team, the guy hella grabbed the flag and ran as fast as he could to the end of the field .... uh oh ya, and kept going all the way to the end of the field behind the field we were playing on, this guy must have ran as fast as he could for about 200 yards then turned around and saw that he was alone and there were about 20 peeps back on the field like wtf nub.

[buckyshotu]

too many to type.

[ChopsMon]

I was playing indoor at hpa(reno). ÂÂ*We were doing 3 on 3 scrims. ÂÂ*After shooting tape i ran into the ladder and noticed some one was down the ladder in front of me. ÂÂ*My other team mates got shoot out and i decided to get up and go do the dude in front of me, i shoot him and then while running to shoot the last two i ran straight into a post on the side of the field and knocked me straight back. ÂÂ*I got up and walked off and noticed that no one had even shoot me.

[toolfan62]

about 1 year ago, when valley thunder just opened... We were playing center flag. Some guy ask's me whats the object and I told him to grab the flag and hang it on the opposing teams side. Well, we roll the other team, the guy hella grabbed the flag and ran as fast as he could to the end of the field .... uh oh ya, and kept going all the way to the end of the field behind the field we were playing on, this guy must have ran as fast as he could for about 200 yards then turned around and saw that he was alone and there were about 20 peeps back on the field like wtf nub.


LOL i rememeber that..that was funny..

[pimpin_balla]

Saw a guy at the center 50 on a field, there was a guy on the opposite team at the 50 snake. He ran from the 50, got gogged twice, then he bunkered the guy and tripped over the snake.

you talking about Tim? lol that was so funny!

[MATTY]

when a field manager and only ref on the field was really drunk and tripped over snake like 5 times. and he was tryin to light a cigarette while having a leaf blower going at the same time(FUNNY)

[jcaskey1]

uh, seen a team sit there til time ran out cause they shot all the peopel on the brake and didnt notice...

seen someone run for a bunker and he slid in to it on the side trying to bunker the person, and as he is sliding he turns the other way and starts to shoot without looking and hits the ground by the guy, and as the guy saw him sliding in he turned and looked away and shot back andhit the ground too,...so both of them were shooting the ground, till the one behind the bunker notice and then he shot him

saw Nauhty dogs play exile and everyone on ND got shot cept one guy, and he got up and started walking to the dead box and the team stated yelling like they won and crap and we the 4 guys ran up to hanf it, he turned and shot them all and grab the flagh and hung it and ND stated yelling and chearing casue they fun..it was funning

and tons more but dont want to type

[sean]

first huntington beach kapp factory thought they won and went to chill in the middle of the field and a dude was hideing in the jt pyramid thingy and shot em :(

[NORcal]

thought it was one on one so i bunker this guy on top of the head a few times, then someone on the sidelines yells "theres another in the laydown" so i jog over there and shoot him on top of the head a few times also. then im walkin off feelin good, and they start yelling at me cuz thye were already out and were just chillin in their bunkers... they deserved to be bonus balled.

[NORcal]

oh ya,
me and alias_baller were playing one on one and my hopper dies so i just call the game and as im walkin out he decides to be retarded and shoot me like 8 times as im walking ouy. (like 5 seconds after im outta the bunker)... then hes like oh sorry, and i shoot him right above the nuts and he starts shooting back so i do the same, i slide into the nearest bunker and so does he and we just start shooting at eachother for a while and all this time my hopper is dead so im like freaking out about if hes gunna bunker me cuz everyone is telling him to but he wont... so finally after we each get shot a few times, mainly him, and scream like crazy, we stop and go swimming in his pool where this kid trys to drown me, so i give him a bloody nose cuz hes a loser and then he goes home and alias_baller's female friend is like "oooh that guy is soo hot!"
ya thats how it all went down, not joking.

[jptree]

A little kid was behind a bunker with a few of his friends.... he tryed to surrender by putting his hand up.... that didn't turn out so well. My friend shot him right in the hand from 5 feet away. HAHAHAHAHA


Hardtail Pride,

Joel

[PrimalBirddog]

A couple weeks ago we were doing 7 man practice. Our breakout was supposed to go like this. I hit the snake, my son is in the bunker behind me and another guy is behind him. So... We all are running a similar lane on the break. Well... I kinda tripped on a rock about 2 steps out of the start box and ate crap. My son steps on my ass as he runs to his bunker and the other guy like tried to throw me into his bunker. It was the lamest breakout I've ever been in. Lots of laughs went around after that game.

[Emax]

At Extreme, I said "everyone run low, I'll give you guys some cover!"
Off the break this stupid noob with a Fly IR3 runs errect right throuh my line, and he was running along with the shots, took like 10 shots right in the back. He screams "O S*** F***" over and over, moron....

[cjpballer]

i was at sherwood a 2-3 years back had my trusty m98 saw a piece of this camo pants through a hole in a piece of plywood shot it but he didnt get out so i shot it a couple more times yelling at him to get out. Then hes limping off the field barely able to walk i found out i hit him 3 times in the balls. I felt so bad but now its hella funny.

[norcalkiller]

i saw a noob at kapp one time(only person left on a like 4 or 5 on 1) and he was in the back stand up while everyone is running up on him so he decides to hide underneath a bunker and when every one runs up and htinks it is game over he trys shooting all of them and he seriously got lit up at least 40 times.lol. and when we were all chillin at nor cal field watching some games, it came to the last game of the day where you can play until u cant take getting shot ne more(u get shot, u can wipe it with a ref watching because it is until u cant take it nemore 8)) so this guy with an impulse wheres a fat ÂÂ*eskimo jacket and lights up hella people and when its like him and maybe 3 other guys left(the 3 people left were on his team)he purposely shoots this one guy at least 50 times because he sat there and mowed the rest of his hopper on the guy and the guy just wetn crazy running and jumping over bunkers and got lit up. then the guy with the impulse shot 2 other guys hella times then he shot people that were already out and each of them got shot like 15 times from like 10 feet away.lol.

[wildwilly]

I was playing woodsball with some noobs. I was defending a rock formation, the "castle," and the game just started. The other team was visible but WAY out of range. I decided to make sure I had a ball chambered (open bolt marker) and fire a round in the general direction of the other team. This noob falls to the ground from the sound of my shot and tries to find cover. In his search he tripped at least 4 more times. Finally after the last time, he calls himself out, and after only a test shot. I was rolling after that.

[ROOK]

I saw this one tourney where there was a two on one and the one guy shot out the last two guys and then proceeded to run the flag back....but he hung it on the wrong side of the field ;D :-X

[NORCALBALLIN]

a four on one. the one guy had a pump and he managed to surrender 2 of the other guys and probably would have gotten the other 2 but time ran out.

kinda sounds like what i did but i bunkered 1 person with my last paintball and thenmade 3 people surrender with no paint! it was tight! and everybody was laguhing!

Peace, Dean
Team Loki