stupidest question youve ever been asked

[moballer1193]

well i had to post this cuz it happened today
today i umped a baseball game and at the beginning, you bring the coaches over to explain ground rules and everything. well one of the coaches asked if we played to 3 outs per inning... if you watch baseball, you would know this answer,
i wanted to say "no, here we play until the first kid passes out, then game is over"

this can also be a "heres ur sign" thread

[WOrr_GOD666]

ok well this wasnt a question but this kid in like 8th grade was trying to "Dis" me and he was like "Dude your moms V****a has a whole in it." and i was like well i hope so dude... ::)

"THERES YOUR SIGN"
"GIT-R-DONE"

[lil savage 13]

im practicing and in the middle of the day a kid from my skool shows up. he sees me and comes up and starts talking to me. he is like, "so, do u like play paintball?"

[EvilOmen101]

u said we could post geres ur sign jokes so here goes...
i was driving down the highway and i see a stopped semi truck under an overpass. i knew it was stuck because the driver was looking up at the overpass. so i decided to stop and give him some help, and we get to talking about how we r gonna get this thing outta here and a chp officer pulls up behind us. so we are both like "thank god" and the cop looks at the overpass then looks at us and then he looks at the overpass again and then he looks at us again and to my disbelief he said, "you get ur truck stuck???" and i couldnt believe it but without missing a beat the truck driver said "nope, i was delivering the overpass and i ran out of gas!" HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--colton

[moballer1193]

wasnt that one on the blue collar comedy, doesnt matter, its hella funny

[impulseDUDE]

some1 asked me one time if the team i was on was a team of pod *****es

and som1 asked how i think basketball sucks and paintball is better

[Andrew]

Those aren't really stupid questions impulse.

I had a great retarded question asked of me today, but I forgot what it was... :(

[phreekychick]

lol...the first 2 made me start laughing greatly in the middle of my school library...thanks :)

[BiGbAlLA707]

"can i put CO2 on my ripper 2...or wat about my DM4" said the stupid little kid.....


I said " sure there is nothin wrong w/ that...it wont BREAK it or nothin"

[EvilOmen101]

i dont really think this is a stupid question but noobs ask me this alot so i decided to post it here but they come up to me when i am holding my angel and they say "does that thing have full auto???" if it were up to me i would smack every one of them but they dont know better so...

[norcalballer 14]

ok i was tlakin to my friend not really a friend hes anoyin and is a fat newb but he has a emag and we wer talk bout quiet guns and so i said i saw this timmy that was so quiet that u cud hear the solinoid click then he says o yea my mech cocker was like that it was so quiet u cud here the solinoid hten i laughed he asked why are you laughing then he says o becuz its so amazing (he was sirous) then i laughed harder and told him that they dont have solinoids then he jus said watevr! then walked away

[infamousdan]

Well I was playin at air ball 1 time and it was a mix of rec ballers and advanced players, so ne ways im mainly a mid player so I usually always go to the right/left 30 and I told the whole team very clearly I was going to the 30(this was a 5v5 btw so its not like there was any need for bunching up and two to a spot) so every 1 knew I was going to the 30 and I clearly said the dorito/triangle,even shot at it and made sure every 1 saw, so when the game starts I run to my bunker and what do you know another kid is right behind me and comes to my bunker at the same time, and he says "Hey I thought you were going to the 30!?!", and I was like "wow this is the 30" I wanted to slap him so hard :| He ended up getting shot out along w/ me b/c the bunker was too small for two >:(

END

[infamousdan]

hmmm gayness double post

[Dakkon]

"What is the stupidest question youve ever been asked?"

[k-y-l-e]

"What is the stupidest question youve ever been asked?"


Lol

[phreekychick]

"What is the stupidest question youve ever been asked?"


lol...youre my hero

[painttimmy]

"What is the stupidest question youve ever been asked?"


nice

[TLGriaction]

"What is the stupidest question youve ever been asked?"


nice

[painttimmy]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE QUOTE ME!!!??? IT URGES ME TO KILL!!!!

[moballer1193]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE QUOTE ME!!!??? IT URGES ME TO KILL!!!!


you quote so everyone knows what your responding to, go ahead and kill me

[phreekychick]

they werent responding to him, they were showing that they were giving the same response as him. notice they didnt type anything else.

[TLGriaction]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE QUOTE ME!!!??? IT URGES ME TO KILL!!!!


you quote so everyone knows what your responding to, go ahead and kill me


muwhahaha

[k-y-l-e]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE QUOTE ME!!!??? IT URGES ME TO KILL!!!!


Why do u ppl quote me is a dumb queston

[painttimmy]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE QUOTE ME!!!??? IT URGES ME TO KILL!!!!


you quote so everyone knows what your responding to, go ahead and kill me



ok, you die first

[painttimmy]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE QUOTE ME!!!??? IT URGES ME TO KILL!!!!


you quote so everyone knows what your responding to, go ahead and kill me


muwhahaha



tyler, you just made the list too

[painttimmy]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE QUOTE ME!!!??? IT URGES ME TO KILL!!!!

cuz i love you jimmy :-*




just cuz you said you love me. you will live

[painttimmy]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE QUOTE ME!!!??? IT URGES ME TO KILL!!!!


Why do u ppl quote me is a dumb queston










Kyle, I know where you live!

[painttimmy]

How do you guys like being quoted? huh?

[snap shoota]

YEAH! kill the jew

[TLGriaction]

NOOOO It's a sin to kill a jew now you go to hell.

[painttimmy]

Its also a sin to have homosexual buttsex, sorry about your a/ssh/hole tyler, I promise Ill pay for your stictches


yah, jacob, you need to stop doing that. its just not right

[moballer1193]

ur a lil *****, you wont kill me, ill pm you my address and you can go to my house and slit my throat while im sleeping but you wont

[k-y-l-e]

Kyle, I know where you live!



No you deffinatly dont

[phreekychick]

this is no longer about questions, lets fix it.

IBLQQKN2CU: your scanning me?

[k-y-l-e]

Lol haleigh do u save all of our convorsations?

[PimpBaller]

ok i was talking a a girl friend of mine and she said quote" have you ever been hyper and bored at the same time" ::) not the dumbess question but its up there on the charts haha.

[phreekychick]

Lol haleigh do u save all of our convorsations?


nope, ive never saved one. that qualified as the stupidest right when you asked, sorry bud

[k-y-l-e]

I know ive asked u stupider questions than that silly

[metallicachik91]

the stupidest qustion iv been asked was when i was walking my dog and some dude ask if that was a dog. so i told him nope its a cat in a dog costume. what a dumb a**!

[moballer1193]

do you hav a small dog that looks like a rat? thats prob why

[impulseDUDE]

wait wait wait...ur in a tournament and ur frontman asks if itz closer 2 their side...lol funny

[tmuscles99]

At least people that ask stupid questions gets points for the team in a tourney, which someone else doesn't that THINKS she knows it all!! But I understand that's normal for a little 14 yr old grrl...

and the grrl that asked about the flag, know it all said where the pole is where the flag will hang and that pole wasn't at the 50, so before you tell stories get it right....

[mobbology]

"What is the stupidest question youve ever been asked?"


When a noob asks u if he can borrow your "CD Rewinder"

[k-y-l-e]

LOL mobb thats when you tell him "no but u droped ur pocket"

And walk away

[DC_PAINTBALLER]

wow i didntknow ppl were that dumb i think i would have slapped em like twice and just walked away like it never happened

[phreekychick]

this isnt the stupidest question anyones ever been asked but it amused me when 2 days in a row last week, this kid looked at the board at our agenda for the day and was like "damn, thats a lot of work. mr haws. can i ditch?" my teachers like...HAHAHAHA

what kinda dumb**** sits down and asks the teacher if he can ditch

hes got some learnin to do

[Shocktherapy]

No I got one! The stupidest thing I think I have ever heard, was when I was out surfing at Pismo Beach. This middle aged couple walk up to me and ask "What lake is this?" I was like, "Well the locals call it the Pacific Ocean!"

[phreekychick]

i definately love that one! ;D

[moballer1193]

this isnt the stupidest question anyones ever been asked but it amused me when 2 days in a row last week, this kid looked at the board at our agenda for the day and was like "damn, thats a lot of work. mr haws. can i ditch?" my teachers like...HAHAHAHA

what kinda dumbsh*t sits down and asks the teacher if he can ditch

hes got some learnin to do


i know a couple people that ask if they can ditch and a bunch of my teachers say go ahead. im in ib (like ap) so you would think my teachers arent like that but they know that it is our problem if we fail

[Supremacy]

the stupidest question i was ever asked were...
actually two in my whole 16 years my existance were
1.Why is the blue sky?
and
2.Is Lord of the Rings a true story?
pretty stupid if you ask me

[moballer1193]

the stupidest question i was ever asked were...
actually two in my whole 16 years my existance were
1.Why is the blue sky?
and
2.Is Lord of the Rings a true story?
pretty stupid if you ask me


well the first one isnt a stupid q cuz i kno the answer but ya the 2nd is pretty dumb, it would be cool if it was for real though

[mobbology]

No I got one! The stupidest thing I think I have ever heard, was when I was out surfing at Pismo Beach. This middle aged couple walk up to me and ask "What lake is this?" I was like, "Well the locals call it the Pacific Ocean!"


you shouldve told him its the Pacific Lake.

[ptr]

all song of 2pac, except brendas got a baby!

[impulseDUDE]

i was in history class and our teacher jsut said mestopatamia is present day iraq...and this girl asked..."wait so we started a war where Jesus was born?"

[moballer1193]

i got the funniest thing that happened a couple days ago in history-
i am in ib classes, like ap, harder though, and there is this smart chick that i am friends with. we were on chile and the presidencies of peron and others. the smart chick, liz, says this almost exactly, " mr. beck, you know in the un how every country that is part of the un has leaders that meet together, who is the president south america. does he meet with the leaders of the south american counties?" she believed that there was one president of s.a. and the countries were counties. everyone laughed and we make fun of her everyday now and tell her that the president of asia called the president of south america.
we also told her today that batteries can be recharged if you touch two positive ends of aaa batteries, they recharge. of course she believed it and tried it.

[paintball8488]

best ever= kid asked me why his gun wouldnt shoot, it was a aborrowed gun so he didnt know, it was because his eyes were on and he didnt have paint on it. he asked me if it was because"this thing isnt on" and he holds up a nipple cover to a tank to me. i had to hold back a laugh really hard on that one.

[k-y-l-e]

LOl , i was there so see that one