stupiddogg
08-08-2004, 04:06 AM
Lol, found this pretty amusing, but it sure is accurate ;D
THIS STUFF IS FALSE AND, ON A SIMILAR NOTE, IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE ANY OF IT, YOU ARE A FREAKIN' MORON.
Shark Fart Brothers Injured In Shocking Accident
Krysys Paintball Press
Tragedy struck late tuesday night as two brothers were injured in a late night, one vehicle accident on Rt. 81 near Scranton, PA. The vehicles occupants, identified as the Gardening brothers, owners of Shark Farts paintball were driving at the legal speed limit when the vehicle instantly took on a life of it's own.
"It's as if it was possessed" stated one of the brothers, when questioned about the strange incident.
A technical look at the vehicle solved the mystery. Apparently, some of the 9/16th bolts that control the air conditioning compressor had been serviced and had been wrapped with teflon instead of liquid thread locker when replaced. The teflon became sucked into the main compressor, and clogged the air filter, binding the fans and stressing the engine far beyond it's tested standards. Then, an ugly chain of events occured. The airbags deployed for no apparent reason whatsoever, and the windshield wipers engaged, began ramping uncontrollably, caugh fire and blinded the brothers. The tires instantly leaked out all of their air, and the battery died. Finally, because the brothers had chosen not to upgrade to a better model because of expensive, hard to find parts, the bumper fell off, and lodged itself into the transmition.
After the accident, the brothers contacted the manufacurer of the vehicle and are currently in court discussing the patent dispute regarding the radiator fan turning clockwise, and the steering wheel having a built in horn. Their lawyers have also sent out over 50 letters to numerous car manufactuers regarding a patent Shark Farts owns regarding a standard car having four wheels, which they claim, was their great grandfather's idea and believe they are entitled to legal compensation and royalties from all present day manufacturers of four wheel vehicles.
–Original concept by Cory Rintoul
–Modified by Phil Appod
original link
http://krysys.com/gossip/fart1.htm
THIS STUFF IS FALSE AND, ON A SIMILAR NOTE, IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE ANY OF IT, YOU ARE A FREAKIN' MORON.
Shark Fart Brothers Injured In Shocking Accident
Krysys Paintball Press
Tragedy struck late tuesday night as two brothers were injured in a late night, one vehicle accident on Rt. 81 near Scranton, PA. The vehicles occupants, identified as the Gardening brothers, owners of Shark Farts paintball were driving at the legal speed limit when the vehicle instantly took on a life of it's own.
"It's as if it was possessed" stated one of the brothers, when questioned about the strange incident.
A technical look at the vehicle solved the mystery. Apparently, some of the 9/16th bolts that control the air conditioning compressor had been serviced and had been wrapped with teflon instead of liquid thread locker when replaced. The teflon became sucked into the main compressor, and clogged the air filter, binding the fans and stressing the engine far beyond it's tested standards. Then, an ugly chain of events occured. The airbags deployed for no apparent reason whatsoever, and the windshield wipers engaged, began ramping uncontrollably, caugh fire and blinded the brothers. The tires instantly leaked out all of their air, and the battery died. Finally, because the brothers had chosen not to upgrade to a better model because of expensive, hard to find parts, the bumper fell off, and lodged itself into the transmition.
After the accident, the brothers contacted the manufacurer of the vehicle and are currently in court discussing the patent dispute regarding the radiator fan turning clockwise, and the steering wheel having a built in horn. Their lawyers have also sent out over 50 letters to numerous car manufactuers regarding a patent Shark Farts owns regarding a standard car having four wheels, which they claim, was their great grandfather's idea and believe they are entitled to legal compensation and royalties from all present day manufacturers of four wheel vehicles.
–Original concept by Cory Rintoul
–Modified by Phil Appod
original link
http://krysys.com/gossip/fart1.htm