you can retire on BEER!

[scpballer081]

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling
refund,
you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to
drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan

[impulseDUDE]

omg so u r sayen if i buy a thousands dollars worth of beer i can have over 200 dollars???? thatz amazing

[toolfan]

Good Luck with that ::)

[lil savage 13]

u hav way too much free time.

[DC_PAINTBALLER]

but u would have to buy either alot of ice or a fridge

[k-y-l-e]

The title was better than all the "facts" :-X

[scpballer081]

Just for the record i didn't make that up i got it in an email, but i wish i did cause i think that ****ing hilarious, and god damn now i remember why i stopped posting on this site, cause most of the members are such little *****es they cant read something and find it funny, but they have to pick at every fine detail to try to make themselves sound smart, or make some completely idiotic remark to degrade the person posting.

[moballer1193]

Just for the record i didn't make that up i got it in an email, but i wish i did cause i think that f**king hilarious, and god damn now i remember why i stopped posting on this site, cause most of the members are such little *****es they cant read something and find it funny, but they have to pick at every fine detail to try to make themselves sound smart, or make some completely idiotic remark to degrade the person posting.


its what we do genious... its st, if you dont like it, leave

[pbmink]

good old sac paintball 2 flame every one no matter what they say

and i wonder how long thew cycle can hold itself up ( with u takeing the money of the recyled cans and investing on new beer)

[CallMeLucky]

thats cool but like i read investment books, and like, if u just save 5 bucks a day and increase that until its 20 a day, then u will be a multimillionaire just by saving 20 bucks a day after about 15 years

[moballer1193]

thats cool but like i read investment books, and like, if u just save 5 bucks a day and increase that until its 20 a day, then u will be a multimillionaire just by saving 20 bucks a day after about 15 years


where are you going to get 20 a day?

[unsponsord]

thats cool but like i read investment books, and like, if u just save 5 bucks a day and increase that until its 20 a day, then u will be a multimillionaire just by saving 20 bucks a day after about 15 years

seriusly 20$ a day is a lot of money you retard when your just starting out at your job in live. obvisuly you dont know the value of money yet and your little books wont teach you that


btw- cool post bodacious

[inaccurate]

lol thats so frekin funny drink beer!

[stupiddogg]

thats cool but like i read investment books, and like, if u just save 5 bucks a day and increase that until its 20 a day, then u will be a multimillionaire just by saving 20 bucks a day after about 15 years

seriusly 20$ a day is a lot of money you retard when your just starting out at your job in live. obvisuly you dont know the value of money yet and your little books wont teach you that


btw- cool post bodacious,


I concur, and I suggest a few of the immature not act like the ST forums is a place to flame, and think they control.......... now off to my recycling 401k plan ;)

[ImpactBaller707]

yea my friends mom told me that when ur 16 if u put away 20 bucks each WEEK not day and when ur like 40-60 ull be a millionair, i think its worth that 20 bucks a week.

-Thomas

[moballer1193]

yea my friends mom told me that when ur 16 if u put away 20 bucks each WEEK not day and when ur like 40-60 ull be a millionair, i think its worth that 20 bucks a week.

-Thomas


thats still a lot of money though, you would hav to not go to college, get a job quickly and not spend any money, kinda tuff to do cuz u need food, board and stuff

i was bored so i thought i might do the math
$20 a week
20 x 52 = 1040
1000000/1040= 961.53846... years
doesnt seem possible though
$20 a day-
$20x 365=7300
1000000/ 7300 = 136.98630... years
still not possible unless you plan on living for awhile
why not do the anna nicole thing, find some saggy old millionare woman, marry her and have her die within a year... hell for that year but hey, think of all the stuff you could buy with that million

[lewdogg21]

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling
refund,
you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to
drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan



BRILLIANT!

Go to chico state b/c you automatically enroll in this plan.